I neglected to "lock" my phone prior to placing it in my rear pocket this morning and just as I sat down, it called one of my co-workers at approximately 7:11am. I know I'm not usually up at that time, so when I finally made it into work, I had to do the awkward "yeah, sorry my butt dialed your number and woke you up this morning."
Speaking of funny stuff involving rear-ends. While walking through Golden Gate Park this past Sunday, Matty and I spotted a young boy that looked a lot like one of the Kindergardeners that attends his school (we often see him and his parents out and about). The boy was dressed up as Luke Skywalker, and he was creeping around a large bush toward a man about to urinate on a tree. "What is he doing?" we thought. With a plastic light saber in his hand, the boy continued to creep, slowly, to the back of this gentleman, then raised the light saber (now in both hands) and pointed it toward the man's bottom. Just as I thought, "nah, this kid isn't going to..." Skywalker used the toy to jab this poor guy's behind, repeatedly. The man, in midstream, made every attempt to finish, but a final blow to his "man-bits" forced him to turn around. Imagine the look on his face when he saw that the individual attempting to assault him was, in fact, a 5 year-old boy dressed as Star Wars character. Matty and I broke out into laughter, and thankfully, the victim thought it was pretty funny too. The boy's Mother heard us, immediately pieced together what had happened, then grabbed her son, mortified and very apologetic.
Skywalker wasn't who we thought, but we'll be laughing about this one for a long time.
Comments (8)
OMG, that is hilarious!
I love that your butt was rude and called someone at that early hour!
Posted by Kristabella | May 20, 2008 11:17 AM
Posted on May 20, 2008 11:17
Even as a kid, Luke Skywalker was known for being intolerant of public urination.
Posted by Noelle | May 20, 2008 11:21 AM
Posted on May 20, 2008 11:21
I think I would be the one mortified if a kid (much less you two, and the boy's mother) was in plain site at a park while I attempted to piss on the scenery. What gives?
Posted by J | May 20, 2008 2:12 PM
Posted on May 20, 2008 14:12
Edit: *sight
Posted by J | May 20, 2008 2:12 PM
Posted on May 20, 2008 14:12
Oh man, I wish you caught that one on video! Also, why can't your butt call ME?
Posted by nancypearlwannabe | May 20, 2008 5:07 PM
Posted on May 20, 2008 17:07
Kristabella: my butt is capable of doing a lot of rude things, Unfortunately.
Noelle: DOH! That's a great line - I wish I had thought of that, but I didn't... Yeah, what Noelle said.
J: Welcome to San Francisco where touching a pole, tree or a parking meter is not recommended.
J: Glad you corrected yourself -- I will never not tolerate bad grammars, spellings and the like on this sight. No I don'ts.
NPW: and I had my bloody phone with video recording capabilities in my hand! My butt prefers to call folks at the beginning and the end of the alphabet, like my salon and the support help desk here at work.
Posted by kir (admin) | May 21, 2008 9:47 AM
Posted on May 21, 2008 09:47
Oh, that's hysterical! Got a good laugh out of this post!
Posted by Allie | May 21, 2008 1:02 PM
Posted on May 21, 2008 13:02
Allie: good, I'm glad!
Posted by kir (admin) | May 21, 2008 3:14 PM
Posted on May 21, 2008 15:14